I don't know whether to hate or to love April Fools. I guess it depends if I am the one playing the prank, or I am the victim. In 2004, I had a fake ice cream cone which was made of sponge and there was a button I could press and the ice cream would fly and hit people. I offered Wei Chiang the ice cream cone and whacked him full in the face with it and he didn't even know what hit him. In 2005, it was Sports Day, my mum came to pick me and my sis up from the stadium and she told us that our maid had run away and left the house. I was like, yeah very funny mum you're the biggest joker in the world, but when we got home, we realized that my mum was totally not kidding. O_O In 2006, I threw a small empty candy box at Ze Yen's feet and screamed "GOT CAT!!!!" and she leapt 10 metres off the ground. In 2007, Keegan called and told me that Boon Hong likes Yin Lin. Which I totally believed wtf and I think I went around spreading rumours some more. In 2008, I bluffed you all that I am abandoning my Xanga blog for Wordpress! Hahahaha. April fool! . . . Not. I am not kidding about switching =) I think I am more of a victim this year. Mr Johnson, our Year 13 Dean, taped one whole section off the Peerswick Room and declared it off-limits because apparently there was an accident involving spilled cleaning agent and a ruined underlaying carpet. I thought Mr Johnson was totally pulling a prank on us Year 13s, but when he saw some Year 13 students ignoring the sign and walking all over the carpet, he looked pissed to the extreme and everything!!! But later on he called all Year 13s to the Peerswick Room and then we found out it was all a joke =_= Then we went on a protest and demanded "answers". Well actually I think we protested so that we get to skip class, but anyway the attempt failed because we missed only like 10 minutes of class T_T plus some nerdy students had already placed their asses on their respective seats immediately after Mr Johnson had dismissed us from the Peerswick Room, so the teachers had already started teaching and so I missed out on what Ms Napier was teaching =______= And I got a call from Chee June today!!! Apparently she is studying Chemical Engineering instead of Law? What the??? O_o Is this another sick joke? Because she went from studying A Levels to Law to Chemical Engineering in the span of 3 months? Chee June I will totally skin you if you were kidding ok. AND KEEGAN LEE GUAN RU!!!!!!!!! Omigod. I am so going to break up with you. Please read the following excerpt from the email he sent to me: We were supposed to watch The Orphanage with Lee and another guy which i just met. But they decided not to watch it because they thought it was scary. Instead, we went to watch some independent French film, which was like 50% porn. Learnt many things =). Totally uncensored!!
After that, went to Lee's house (supposed to be haunted) but it was actually pretty nice. So far, all the places i've been to are better than my sister's xD. Anyway, she apologized cause all the entertainment she had was cigarettes and booze. So there was not much else to do. I tried smoking and it felt pretty good. Before i left, i could make smoke rings with the smoke and stuff. Lee gave me a packet and a lighter to bring home. She's really nice. Anyway, there was also a shot glass chess set so we had a go at it. Luckily i'm pretty good so my opponent (Kelvin) got drunk and not me. But i still had to sacrifice some pieces so i was a bit tipsy. The shot glasses were filled with 70% vodka. After that, we tried playing some strip poker (except for my sis of course). It was Kelvin's idea, i think he wanted to see me naked. Oh did i tell you? Kelvin invited me to stay over at this house. He has a double bed which he says we can share. I think he might have the hots for me. O_o
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My boyfriend doesn't smoke! Or watch porn! He has never ever uttered the F word! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WATCHED PORN! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRIED SMOKING! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DRANK ALCOHOL! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PLAYED STRIP POKER!!!!!!!!! . . . Contract Of Agreement Code 08-001 states that: 11. Both parties are prohibited from consuming alcohol and drugs, smoking, shishaing, going to night clubs or anywhere deemed inappropriate, watching porn, playing tonsil hockey with strangers, and doing anything deemed immoral while being apart from each other. Permission MUST be obtained from the other party should either one wish to involve himself/herself in these activities, although it will most probably not be given anyhow except for consummation of alcohol. 15. Both parties are not allowed to make friends with and must avoid people who are not morally sensible or carry condoms around. 36. Keegan Lee Guan Ru is not allowed to buy presents for any female friends without consent from Lee Jia Min. He is also forbidden to have any female friends. This contract of agreement applies from 6th January 2008 till whenever Lee Jia Min sees fit. Breaching of any terms or conditions above will immediately give Lee Jia Min or Keegan Lee Guan Ru to file for a separation. YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT!!!!! Oooh, I am so angry. I think this photo is apt as to what I am feeling right now. 
And if this was a joke, I am going to castrate you. I have just added a new condition: 41. Keegan Lee Guan Ru is not allowed to play pranks on Lee Jia Min on April Fool. However, Lee Jia Min is allowed to play pranks on Keegan Lee Guan Ru. More conditions will be coming up shortly. Our contract is going to stretch to 100 pages long instead of 9! Hah! And next time you can tell our grandchildren about The Great April Fool Prank Which Backfired. | 
