Haha sorry for not updating - I've been busy setting up my new blog. Yes I am really switching to Wordpress. Unless you have any objections! =) Jonathan wanted to treat me iced coffee today after school but then I had my learner's theory test haha. I got 2 wrong so now I have a learner's license in New Zealand. Woo hoo. Congratulations, me! When I am really really really really good at driving (which is probably 30 years from now T_T), I will sit for my practical. Anyway, Yin Lin and Amanda went for the hospital attachment programme thing in Malaysia for students wanting to get the JPA scholarship in studying medicine, where they witnessed an AUTOPSY. It was on a fat guy who had like inches of adipose layer, who died of a heart attack. They saw everything.
EVERYTHING. The heart, the liver, the lungs, the stomach, even the penis omg... everything! Yin Lin said there was a lot of blood and the whole room smelled like shit. Well no actually she said it smelled like pig intestines. Hmm not too bad I guess hahahaha. And I can't believe Yin Lin didn't scream at all!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Unbelievable, right?! I was nearly fell off my chair when she told me on MSN that she didn't let out one scream. Like what the heck? 
The one whose shirt says FORTUNE COOKIE is Oh Yin Lin. (and yes the idiot with the hat and the fan is me - I had just straightenend my hair and I looked very ugly that day so must disguise myself so you'd better shaddap)
Let me tell you something, folks. 1) I have known Yin Lin for 12 years. 2) When our beloved History teacher Mr Rama was telling a ghost story in class and suddenly went "BOOM!" to scare us, she screamed. 3) When we were watching The Exorcist in the school theaterette (haha omg Mag and I still laugh till we cry about this) and two dogs were coincidentally barking in the background and it wasn't even supposed to be scary, she screamed. 4) When we watched horror movies, she had her eyes covered like 95% of the time and even when she didn't know what was going on, even when she couldn't SEE what was going on, she screamed. 5) When a wounded bird appeared in the school corridors when we were doing the Interact Club noticeboard, she screamed. 6) When she saw an ant crawling on her desk last year, she screamed. ... ....... ........... And yet she was trying to convince me that she did not scream AT ALL when she saw a real human body being sliced open to reveal all the blood and organs and things that she was afraid to look at in horror movies. Like... what? Yeah right, don't try to pull my leg man, even a slow, tiny and harmless ant scared the shit out of you!!! So I confirmed with Amanda later on when I saw her online. And I was stunned to find out that Yin Lin did NOT scream. At all. In fact, Yin Lin raced to the front to get a good look at the corpse. And she even asked a lot of questions. Oh. My. God. I have two theories. 1) My best friend Oh Yin Lin whom I have known for 12 years has been pretending to be scared of everything all this while. 2) My best friend Oh Yin Lin whom I have known for 12 years has been possessed by a very brave and ambitious ghost. I think Theory No. 1 is null and void, because she does not get any benefits from pretending to be a chicken. Therefore it leaves Theory No. 2. What's more - she's been to National Service for a week before she came back for the 5-day hospital attachment programme. And you know how loads of people get possessed in NS camps? I reckon one of the really brave and ambitious ghosts has inhabited Yin Lin's vessel. Plus the other day I was webcamming with her and she wouldn't even show her face because she said: "I look like a ghost today." Holy macaroni, somebody save her please!!! If you are a bomoh who is looking for work online, please contact me. This is my handphone number in NZ: 021- ... in your dreams haha. 
Omg Yin Lin... why are you molesting the poor girl's boobs?!
This Yin Lin bluff me one... she said there were cute guys wtf none of them are good-looking.
Gosh I am so jealous, I wish I were back in Malaysia and I wish I was there to hear the sounds of the scissors cutting open the guy's ribs =P but I have to wait till next year till I see a corpse T_T (Actually I am not that keen on seeing a corpse, because death is misery... but I'm just excited. For what reason, I don't know. I've killed too many cockroaches and I've seen too many horror movies as a kid to be scared of anything icky, but the idea of seeing a real person who was once alive and kicking being cut open does make my stomach feel a bit queasy. Which is why I am so doing Dentistry.) Sophia told me that her mum's friend's son, who was doing Health Science First Year in the University of Otago (which is what I will be studying next year, if I really do want to go for Dentistry), said that only 2000 students were accepted into the programme. And only 200 advance to second year. O_O Habislah aku... And that's not all - the students not only get to see a corpse, they also get to bring a part of the corpse back home for research and for a report. Cool or not!!!!!!!! You can take a tongue, a finger, an ear, etc. And you have to keep it refrigerated so it does not rot. Sophia also told me that many students rush and even fight over the body parts. Why? . . . Because the last person ends up with the head. n_n Imagine if you keep the head in the fridge and your flatmate opens it to find someone's head staring back at him/her. 
Yeah well something like that, minus the fake eyelashes and stuff. Coolness! | 
